In response to
"So here it is. I do in fact look and sound like a dork. Joke away!"
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I'm Bacon
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a few thoughts...
Posted by
Mel Profit (aka Mel Profit)
Jul 22 '10, 07:41
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you got the reporters number right? Like...for a dinner date or better still dirty, 1950s Cuban Sex Show sex, right?
As I mentioned on Ikariam...you could have played the story up. Think of the date potential. Borrow a pet and say you saved it at the last second from getting hit. Then...cuddle with said borrowed pet. Insta-dates.
And I would have said "and I'm ungrateful no one got hit. I hate Mr. Smith my neighbor. If he'd been hit I wouldn't have to keep pooping in his lawn after he goes to bed."
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