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I can't believe I missed the baby poop conversation last night. Nothing worse than when it's so bad it goes up their back and stuff.

Posted by Jim (aka Jim) Jul 23 '10, 06:36

That's just a mess that baby wipes aren't prepared to handle. Hell, I don't even put them in the tub. You just gotta hose that shit off.

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E-mail me this! -- nm - Loozi Jul 23, 06:43
This is my greatest 'fear' of being a parent. I have a tremendously bad gag-reflex when it comes to bodily waste - Will Hunting Jul 23, 06:38 46
- My fear is dropping them or not holding them right....and I have held dozens of babies and been around lots of little kids. -- nm - Walt_Disney Jul 23, 07:06 7
  - Eh, I left my daughter on the changing table for half a second to get a new outfit - amoxy Jul 23, 07:08 6
    - my daughter faceplanted off the kitchen table in one of those bouncy - groiny Jul 23, 07:10 5
      - Ever run over your kid? Either of you? nm - Jim Jul 23, 07:13 4
        
        I slammed the hatchback of my van on my son's head - amoxy Jul 23, 07:14 2
        
        *rereads* oh good, that doesn't say hatchet -- nm - zork Jul 23, 07:21
        
        Ok...that's a good one. Well done. :) -- nm - Jim Jul 23, 07:18
        
        I run over eag every week. nm -- nm - groiny Jul 23, 07:13
- It's amazing how quickly you get used to it. Poop, spit-up, pee, boogers...all easy to take...now. - Jim Jul 23, 06:44 16
  - I think the fact that it's your responsibility now has a huge factor in it. No one else is going to clean it up, so ... you kind of have to do it. - JaxSean Jul 23, 06:46 3
    - plus, it smells like your own. baby beef just makes home feel more like home. -- nm - TFox Jul 23, 06:47
    - boogers is the only thing that grosses me out now. nm -- nm - groiny Jul 23, 06:47 1
      - Suzanne still can't stand the kids puking. I'm the hair holder. -- nm - JaxSean Jul 23, 06:49
  - strawberry milk puke is the absolute worst. - groiny Jul 23, 06:45 11
    - Yeah, in the car puke is the worst. - JaxSean Jul 23, 06:48 8
      - that is the only time I wished I had leather seats. - groiny Jul 23, 06:49 4
        
        Yeah, mine were leather, but under/between the seats was not. - JaxSean Jul 23, 06:50 3
        
        How old was baby? -- nm - Beryllium (iPhone) Jul 23, 06:53 2
        
        Probably about 6 or 7. -- nm - JaxSean Jul 23, 07:16
        
        15 -- nm - Jim Jul 23, 06:57
      - And they never do that shit in the winter...only when it's 100 degrees outside so the smell can bake into the seats. -- nm - Jim Jul 23, 06:49
      - i a hot car :) -- nm - Danedukenuuk Jul 23, 06:49 1
        
        yup -- nm - JaxSean Jul 23, 06:50
    - ANY milk is horrid. Add to that milkshakes, ice cream, cottage cheese.... - Jim Jul 23, 06:47 1
      - not sure what it is about strawberry, maybe the color? - groiny Jul 23, 06:49
- the way i look at it, if i'm ever going to be defeated by something, its going to be something bigger than a little beefmeat. - TFox Jul 23, 06:43
- there is abig difference betweer you kids "nastiness" and any other kids...."gag-reflex" wise -- nm - Danedukenuuk Jul 23, 06:39
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  - When they are just on formula, eh its OK. However, when they start eating meat - amoxy Jul 23, 06:41
  - never look at guacamole the same again. nm -- nm - groiny Jul 23, 06:39 1
    - it's only for a few years hopefully at most....then that stuff luckily goes away in your memory -- nm - Danedukenuuk Jul 23, 06:41
- I was like this also, but it kinda gets easier. nm -- nm - groiny Jul 23, 06:39 14
  - Yup. It's different when it's your kid. Your brain just overrides things and that's a good thing. But there was that one time my son's - HdnAgnda Jul 23, 06:42
  - 5 times a day hardens you fast :) -- nm - Danedukenuuk Jul 23, 06:40 12
    - I got over it after the first diaper blowout. - groiny Jul 23, 06:40 11
      - Yup. And make it quick when changing the boys. Nothing worse then the fire hose getting you right in the face -- nm - amoxy Jul 23, 06:42 9
        
        That doesn't piss me off as much as actually catching it with the diaper (which ruins that diaper) and then he does it again and again. I HATE a 4-5 - Jim Jul 23, 06:49
        
        much prefer changing boys, girls have too many places for stuff to get stuck in. nm -- nm - groiny Jul 23, 06:47 1
        
        SOOOOO glad I don't have girls. -- nm - Jim Jul 23, 06:50
        
        girls do that too IIRC :) -- nm - Danedukenuuk Jul 23, 06:44
        
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        actually he sort of dug that part. -- nm - TFox Jul 23, 06:45 2
        
        On the list, pal. - Will Hunting Jul 23, 07:03
        
        this cracked me up huge. -- nm - Mel Profit Jul 23, 07:02
        
        *laughing* nm -- nm - groiny Jul 23, 06:44
      - heh it's amazing really :) -- nm - Danedukenuuk Jul 23, 06:42
what is bad is when they have a bad headcold, and swallow about a gallon of mucus.... - groiny Jul 23, 06:37
dishwasher 8 min....done -- nm - Danedukenuuk Jul 23, 06:37

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I can't believe I missed the baby poop conversation last night. Nothing worse than when it's so bad it goes up their back and stuff.

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