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In response to "Whoa. This is a whole lot of staging to do just to take some cute baby pics. -- (link)" by mara

"You know what, mom? You're precious and all..."

"...but you ever hear of a fucking crib? Do I look like a bowl of fake fruit?! Bitch, I want a fucking mattress and a blanky by the time that bottle's warm, or I'm whip-kicking your adorable ass back to the Williams-Sonoma catalog, motherfucker."

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