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Top 10 Real Reasons I'm Leaving NBC - January 14, 1993

* 10. Heads - CBS; tails - CBS.
* 9. It just makes sense, since I'm already commuting with Andy Rooney.
* 8. At last minute, CBS kicked in a new set of Michelins.
* 7. I've stolen as many G.E. bulbs as I can fit in my garage.
* 6. In order to grow as an artist, I feel it's important to do the same crap over at CBS.
* 5. Tired of being sexually harassed by Bryant.
* 4. Can't convince them to do another TripleCast.
* 3. Finally realized not only are they never going to make me anchorman, but this technically isn't even a news show.
* 2. CBS had the best Amy Fisher movie.
* 1. They insist I wear pants.



This is pretty awesome. This episode has Siskel & Ebert.


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