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In response to
"OMG, Bejeweled is down for maintenance. -- nm"
by
loosilu
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we're doing a bitwe're doing a bit of maintenance. we'll be back shortly. of maintenance. we'll be back shortly.
Posted by
Spawn
Aug 26 '10, 15:25
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Chill, blood. It's cool. We had to take the site down for one of those regularly scheduled maintenance things all the cool sites are doing these days. We'll be back up and ready to plunder your bank account in a little while.
In the meantime, wooter, know thyself. This quiz will help you figure out exactly where you fit into the taxonomy of the Woot jungle.
1. When will you next check Woot?
1. At midnight tonight
2. Tomorrow sometime, I guess, whatever
3. NEVER AGAIN
4. As soon as I get off the computer
2. Have you ever bought a Derby-winning t-shirt?
1. Oh, only every single one
2. I think I did once
3. The Derby is an affront to all that is noble in the human spirit
4. Only if it's compatible with my Mac
3. Deals.Woot is for people who:
1. Know the secret to happiness: cheap stuff
2. Have more free time than I do
3. Don't know a good deal when they see one, no matter how many times I post it
4. Seek fun, available singles in their area for good times and maybe something more
4. I use Kids.Woot:
1. As retail therapy
2. For inexpensive gifts for the kids in my life
3. On my blog as an example of how Woot has irreversibly jumped the shark
4. To remove waxy yellow buildup
5. Which song would you dedicate to Woot?
1. "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" by Frankie Valli
2. "I Like It" by Gerry and the Pacemakers
3. "Killing In The Name Of" by Rage Against the Machine
4. "Stonehenge" by Spinal Tap
6. What job would you like to have at Woot?
1. Any job
2. A satisfying one that pays better than my current job
3. CEO, so I could fire everybody and burn down the warehouse
4. Nude model
7. What's your favorite color of Screaming Monkey hood/cape?
1. Red, Green, Black, Blue, Purple, Desert Camo, Yellow, Pink, Orange, Psychedelic Orange, Tie-Dye, Turquoise, White, and Leopard Print
2. I have a blue one that I like
3. See, this is exactly the kind of stupid Woot crap I'm always complaining about
4. Mouthwash
8. Finally, how much time do you spend using Woot sites in a typical day?
1. 2-4 hours
2. 1/2 hour
3. 6-8 hours
4. What's "Woot"?
If you answered mostly A, you're an Obsessive Wooter. We're sorry about whatever mental and/or emotional difficulties have done this to you, but wait a few more years to seek help, OK? Thanks. Tweet your result
If you answered mostly B, you're a Casual Wooter. Yeah, you dabble a little here and there, but you don't go overboard. Your level-headed perspective is admirable, but you won't fully live until you can get over your crippling fear of commitment.
Tweet your result
If you answered mostly C, you're an Angry Wooter. You were born to let the world know what a soulless, immoral fraud Woot is. That's why, as much as you would like to, you simply cannot stop coming to our sites. Someone must bear witness!
Tweet your result
If you answered mostly D, you're a Confused Wooter. But don't despair: help is just a valid credit card number away. Send that to us and you'll learn exactly what Woot is all about. Don't forget that security code on the back. Tweet your result
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