Here you go, friends: the "random billiards vs. escorts" story.
Posted by
TFox
Dec 10 '08, 12:58
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So, a few of my friends and I are drinking in the basement bar area of a local brewery, playing pool, when these 2 guys come in with 2 girls approximately 20 years their junior in tight red ho dresses. This is not the kind of place you typically bring escorts, but it was the most obvious paid accompaniment I've ever seen.
Anyway, they are having beers, girls are being appropriately flirty with the dudes to earn their pay, when they come over to put a quarter on the table for next game. I assume they mean to play the 4 of them, but nope, the 2 escorts want to play the winner of our game, presumably to put on a show for the guys of them getting the younger dudes turned on and then leaving with them. I think, "smart tactic, hos. touche."
Anyway, we are playing, and they are doing the stereotypical dance and say sexy things to screw up the guys' concentration tactic, which is sort of working on me (to prolong the show), but it ain't doing *shit* to my friend Danny. And I can tell it is starting to bug the escorts, who are not used to having their charms resisted. So his next shot, the hotter of the two goes over, leans all over him and whispers... something, I'll never know, into his ear.
But it was obviously over the top, because Danny drops his pool cue to the floor and dies laughing for 5 full minutes. Crying. Can not catch his breath. All the rest of us lose it too, b/c the sight of it was so hilarious. He can't resume the game, won't take his shot, he's laughing too hard, so the dudes finish their drinks, take their girls, and leave.
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