this bit is hi-larious...
Posted by
x (aka dmuck)
Dec 11 '08, 11:22
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"The Uniden also would have been helpful to the Indians, or Native Americans, who lived on the Great Plains of the early United States, because of the 5.8GHz Frequency range, which would have helped them discuss corn, or maize. The trilingual menus would also have allowed for communication between cultures, which is good because you told us it would be on the statewide exam and we would have to say it was good, and early settlers would have needed to pass that exam to enter the country maybe.
Would they have needed voice mail? Who can say? But the Uniden would have provided a bountiful harvest, and also transfered calls."
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