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Sh*t My Boyfriend Says article in Cosmo.............

Posted by CrankYanker Nov 1 '10, 11:57

"I have named my penis. From now on, please refer to him as Meatstack"

"Do you get off when you insert a tampon?"

I had a terrible cold and my guy said "Why don't we have a shot of Jager and screw like rabbits after?" WTF? He explained "Well, the Jager will knock you out so you can sleep, and the sex will knock me out so I don't have to hear you snore"

Occasionally, my fiance will randomly grab my boobs and say, "I can't wait until your pregnant so these get huge"

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The last one is funny. -- nm - lileve Nov 1, 12:00 1
- ah to be 20 and stupid again. -- nm - CrankYanker Nov 1, 12:05

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