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And I'm sure my match.com profile would be a winner.

Posted by Dano (aka dano) Nov 16 '10, 11:56

Unemployed, short, overweight, 40-year-old virgin seeks...

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"weiner." -- nm - what JaxSean read Nov 16, 12:04 1
- Favre? -- nm - Dano Nov 16, 12:11
as for you: There are a hell of a lot more men that are like you (and would like you) than there are men like those buff things in certain videos - ty97 Nov 16, 12:03 4
- spoils - Dano Nov 16, 12:05 3
  - FFS!!!! -- nm - loosilu Nov 16, 12:11
  - I tend to be picky, in theory. But do you really believe you'd be that way in reality? - ty97 Nov 16, 12:09
  - prostitutes -- nm - Don Homer Nov 16, 12:06
I have a match.com profile that a friend created (as reported earlier this year) for me. I still haven't had the nerve to open it or look at any - ty97 Nov 16, 12:01 23
- ohfer. -- nm - loosilu Nov 16, 12:10
- Jeebus, dude. -- nm - Don Homer Nov 16, 12:08
- [deleted] 20
  - alcohol solves all social awkwardness -- nm - Beaker Nov 16, 12:20
  - I am a combination of extremely socially awkward and absurdly self-conscious - ty97 Nov 16, 12:12 18
    - If you keep letting this build up, you will have another Toyko outburst -- nm - amoxy Nov 16, 12:26
    - [deleted] 8
      - I'm well aware of my aging, and I often wish I'd lived thing different in the late teens/early 20s phase. - ty97 Nov 16, 12:16 7
        
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        re: the last line in your IM - you could start by opening your match.com profile. -- nm - Diva Nov 16, 12:22 4
        
        he doesn't WANT evidence that anyone is attracted to him. - loosilu Nov 16, 12:23 3
        
        No, it's the fear that I open myself up to the possibility just to have myself proving right. - ty97 Nov 16, 12:25 1
        
        Stephen Hawking has been married twice, I think. -- nm - loosilu Nov 16, 12:26
        
        you're such a good diagnoser! -- nm - TFox Nov 16, 12:24
        
        rationalization #999: Why you *can't*. -- nm - loosilu Nov 16, 12:17
    - (oh, also: no self-esteem whatsoever) - ty97 Nov 16, 12:12 7
      - Then the best thing for you to do would be to hook up. -- nm - Spawn Nov 16, 12:14 6
        
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        Nope. Can happen to anyone. -- nm - Spawn Nov 16, 12:19
        
        looks toward philadelphia -- nm - ty97 Nov 16, 12:17 2
        
        Jen? -- nm - Spawn Nov 16, 12:20
        
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        this. -- nm - loosilu Nov 16, 12:15
it's match.com lie your ass off like everyone else -- nm - mr. pin Nov 16, 11:59
...to save Ryan Reynolds from his farce of a marriage. -- nm - Max Nov 16, 11:58

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