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Honestly, who steals pizza? [nm]

Posted by Mel Profit (aka Mel Profit) Dec 16 '08, 14:20

sorry to hear that Qale. Glad you're not out the money.

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Someone who probably scams for a living is my guess. -- nm - Qale Dec 16, 14:24 10
- I'm just wondering how much of a degenerate one has to be? that just boggles my mind. - Mel Profit Dec 16, 14:34 1
  - I'm gathering he's passed several bounced checks to get on the "no check" list. It's just a hop/skip/jump to credit card fraud. -- nm - Qale Dec 16, 14:37
- maybe he's more like Winona Ryder... doesn't *have* to do it, but gets a thrill out of it? -- nm - loosilu Dec 16, 14:28
- I'm thinking that someone who summons the scam-ee to his home, probably doesn't scam for a living. -- nm - sheba Dec 16, 14:26 1
  - I get the feeling he is only there temporarily. With NO CHECKS on his ticket, he's already bounced a few. -- nm - Qale Dec 16, 14:30
- Though I mean, did he not think I wasn't going to find out and have a perfect description of him? -- nm - Qale Dec 16, 14:26 4
  - Yeah, hardcore scamming requires at least a little cleverness. This guy sounds like he'll likely die in a manner that qualifies him for a Darwin Award -- nm - sheba Dec 16, 14:28 3
    - Maybe the depth of his cleverness only went as far as, "If I only come to the door wearing boxers, they can't describe what I was wearing." -snicker- -- nm - Qale Dec 16, 14:29 2
      - That might be enough, if it turns out that he actually broke into that home just long enough for you to deliver there. -- nm - sheba Dec 16, 14:31 1
        
        It's times like these I wished 4chan's anonymous *was* my personal army. - Qale Dec 16, 14:36
It made me think of Elaine on Seinfeld. When she had her food delivered to a janitor's closet. -- nm - Amy Dec 16, 14:22
That guy just isn't smart. -- nm - Mop Dec 16, 14:21 1
- "Me? I stole some pizza." -- nm - Guy about to get ass-raped in prison Dec 16, 14:22

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