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lyc: I send a Russian lady my confirmation for her pickup at LAX tomorrow and she responds "Ur words are meaningless and empty so as ur soul.

Posted by CrankYanker Dec 16 '10, 15:40

Good Luck. One day u will look in the mirrow and will have to find the way to live with urself"

This was immediately followed by,

"My apologies for messages. Were intended for different person :)))"

Do ya think she's mortified? lol

Responses:

my phone has been mixing up my text messages lately. im worried this will happen soon. - Guy Dec 16, 16:35 1
- I've had that happen as well. Mine's SonyEricsson. It was like that long time ago, but then became fine again. - Facto Dec 16, 18:17
HA! -- nm - Remlik Dec 16, 16:13 2
- at least I have something to talk about besides the weather tomorrow. ;-) -- nm - CrankYanker Dec 16, 16:25 1
  - no kidding. Sheesh. -- nm - Remlik Dec 16, 16:34
you should tell her it was too long for a fortune cookie - she needs to shorten it up a bit -- nm - JenBro Dec 16, 16:12
I'd make sure she pays you upfront -- nm - Beaker Dec 16, 16:03 1
- hahaha, every hooker knows this rule. -- nm - CrankYanker Dec 16, 16:07
Funny, I just spoke with a Russian lady myself.. In person. Sweet redhead. - Facto Dec 16, 16:02 2
- I have Svetlana, Aggie, Veronika, and Lesya....all drop dead gorgeous and can turn from sexual predator to Lorena Bobbit in a NY minute. -- nm - CrankYanker Dec 16, 16:05 1
  - Hmm, yeah - Facto Dec 16, 16:43
"So.... 6:30 then? -- nm - Reagen Dec 16, 15:55
For the spelling alone. ;) -- nm - the liioulu without jingle bells Dec 16, 15:49 1
- I have to admit I have used "ur" in a text, but never "mirrow". ;-) -- nm - CrankYanker Dec 16, 15:52
i kind of prefer to get the first message -- nm - 9 days to pixmas Dec 16, 15:44 6
- yep, because "wrong person" didn't have at least one good night with her. -- nm - CrankYanker Dec 16, 15:47 5
  - Good point. Okay STers raise your hand if you pictured this Russian woman as anything less than smoking hot. :) - con_carne wants it so bad Dec 16, 15:54 4
    - Like Xenia Onatopp -- nm - Remlik Dec 16, 16:37
    - right ... like Natasha on that cartoon .... was it Underdog? -- nm - JenBro Dec 16, 16:27 1
      - Rocky and Bullwinkle......Boris and Natasha -- nm - CrankYanker Dec 16, 16:31
    - She's one of the "escorts" in my client's lineup. These girls don't wait 'til dinner is over, they (strong sexual content inside) - CrankYanker Dec 16, 15:58
She knows you well. -- nm - Mop (214 lbs) Dec 16, 15:43
That extra ) is so you won't tamper with her safety belt -- nm - con_carne wants it so bad Dec 16, 15:43

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lyc: I send a Russian lady my confirmation for her pickup at LAX tomorrow and she responds "Ur words are meaningless and empty so as ur soul.

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