There was one really unfortunate result of crash bringing home Twilight: Eclipse. (and wtf is a "grace cock" and why is it in soup)-slight spoils
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Trish (aka Trisha)
Dec 20 '10, 12:57
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Now I have to break my vow and watch the first two effing movies. I saw NO sparkling, those red lips on the vamps totally cheezed me out, and for non-blood drinkers they were really looking forward to hunting and feeding. Add to it the over the top portrayals of the freaking Borgias or whatever their damn name was, I was laughing my ass off by that point. Dakota Fanning, I'm looking at you--you should be ashamed. Add to that, Pattinson is the most creepy stalkerguy ever and I have no idea who anyone could even like him, let along fall in love with an intensity that will last a millinium. I thought Stewart was a brat and most of the time she just looked terribly bored except for the times she fucked with Pattinson by hanging all over Lautner*. I think the worst is that I've read on several different websites that Pattinson rarely takes baths or showers and doesn't believe in deoderant or anti-perspirants, so in real life he's totally stanky and smells like ass. How in the world did anyone want to even be in the same room with him? Nasty.
*After seeing a LOT of Taylor Lautner's firm young nubile muscled body, I can totally understand where Mary Kay Latuerno was coming from. I don't approve of her actions and think it was wrong, but I understand. I actually feel dirty for oogling him.
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