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F-in renters. It is like they are not even trying.

Posted by Spawn Jan 14 '11, 08:11

S: "Why haven't you paid your rent?"
R: "I just can't afford this place anymore."
S: "What is going on?"
R: "I am expecting my first child and it wasn't planned."
S: "Congratulations. When are you due?"
R: "November."
S: "Either it is a planned pregnancy (for February), you are not human, or you are a terrible liar."

Okay, I did not say that last line, but still.

Responses:

"I just came back from vacation, I can't pay you rent. I have to pay AMEX." -- nm - lileve Jan 14, 08:39
My tenants let me know when they're going to be late, and it's usually not more than a week. -- nm - ceregon Jan 14, 08:18 12
- bbj? - Spawn Jan 14, 08:19 1
  - I get bjj (not bbj) once a day when I'm in town -- nm - ceregon Jan 14, 08:33
- How many do you have again? -- nm - Amy Jan 14, 08:19 9
  - I have 9 rooms and currently 7 tenants. -- nm - ceregon Jan 14, 08:24 6
    - Yeah, once break the 200 mark it gets a bit more... difficult. -- nm - Spawn Jan 14, 08:31 5
      - You have 200 tenants? -- nm - ceregon Jan 14, 08:31 4
        
        Over. -- nm - Spawn Jan 14, 08:32 3
        
        So that's like your full time job huh -- nm - ceregon Jan 14, 08:34 2
        
        Well, that and managing HOAs. -- nm - Spawn Jan 14, 08:34 1
        
        This is just a hobby for me. If it gets to be too much like work, I'll just turn the properties over to a management company. -- nm - ceregon Jan 14, 08:36
  - enough to get bjjs every day of the week! - Epiphany Jan 14, 08:20 1
    - don't worry, I'll forever laugh at anything you want me to -- nm - zork Jan 14, 08:20
Forty weeks! That nine months crap is bogus. -- nm - Amy Jan 14, 08:15 6
- If she got pregnant today isn't that still mid- October? -- nm - Ender Jan 14, 08:22
- Then they must have one hell of a pregnancy test. -- nm - Spawn Jan 14, 08:19
- Yes I wish they had made that a little more clear - cause it is freakin important - Epiphany Jan 14, 08:16 3
  - It's from back in the day before ept. But she still must have found out this morning. -- nm - Amy Jan 14, 08:17 2
    - As in, felt the sperm hit her egg and gone "oooh, contact!" -- nm - TFox Jan 14, 08:17 1
      - of course she must have felt tremors fourteen days ago when it was the first of the month -- nm - zork Jan 14, 08:19
"are you an elephant?" -- nm - Beaker Jan 14, 08:13

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