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In response to "nubfox poll: what's the harshest you've ever been shot down (or hit on)?" by wonderpixie

I had a chick at a bar come up to me and say it was her birthday and she wanted a one night stand with me.

Posted by Bacon (aka Redmond) Jan 20 '11, 20:02

Her opening line. She was drunk and with a group of friends. I told them they might want to get her home safe.

I was about 25 years old and living in California back then.

I have been shot down many times but I don't have a sleazy approach so they are just polite about it. Nothing truly rude or shocking.

Responses:

why didn't you do it? -- nm - loosilu Jan 20, 20:10 20
- He has high moral standards -- nm - amoxy Jan 20, 20:11
- Because I don't have first time sex with drunk women. -- nm - Bacon Jan 20, 20:11 18
  - What would it take to Chang your mind? -- nm - Max Jan 20, 20:15 2
    - I don't see how bringing a Chinese drunk woman into this will change anything. -- nm - Qale Jan 20, 20:21 1
      - It might -- nm - Bacon Jan 20, 20:21
  - not even -- nm - loosilu Jan 20, 20:13 14
    - only-time sex? because she wasn't asking for seconds. -- nm - loosilu Jan 20, 20:13 13
      - Never ever ever. Not only do I not find it honorable. I don't need to have some chick wake up and call the cops because she thinks she was raped. - Bacon Jan 20, 20:15 12
        
        you know you're not a celebrity, right? -- nm - CQ Jan 20, 20:17 8
        
        Wow, I have to defend myself for not sleeping with drunk women. - Bacon Jan 20, 20:18 7
        
        is it really that bad? -- nm - loosilu Jan 20, 20:49
        
        Tangentially related: my Dad is a small town dentist. Occasionally he will meet a patient in his office after hours if there is an emergency. - ralph wiggum Jan 20, 20:22 4
        
        my dad sees lots of patients after hours (his office is next to the house). many the times i had to go do suction for him -- nm - wonderpixie Jan 20, 20:25 2
        
        You should have become a dentist. -- nm - James Bond (aka Igor) Jan 20, 20:34
        
        I ... wow. -- nm - loosilu Jan 20, 20:32
        
        He's smart -- nm - Bacon Jan 20, 20:24
        
        heh. -- nm - CQ Jan 20, 20:21
        
        jeebus dude - wonderpixie Jan 20, 20:16 2
        
        "Daddy May I Sleep With Crazy?" -- nm - Reagen Jan 20, 20:16 1
        
        i was kinda with him right up to "honorable" -- nm - wonderpixie Jan 20, 20:18

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