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Going to the doc today, here's how its going to play out

Doc: You have another ear infection. Here's some antibiotics, make sure you take them all. Maybe you should stop swimming and find another way to exercise.

Me: Thanks but no. If I run you'll see me every month for shin splints.

Doc: OK, see you in a couple months when you get another one.

Me: Deal.

Doc: That reminds me, is Sapphire still the best titty bar in Vegas? I have a conference there in a few weeks and you always hook me up.

Me: Yeah. Want VIP for Tao again?

Doc: Oh yeah! Want some samples? Take whatever you want. I have some viagra if you want it.

Me: No thanks

Doc: I'll call you when I'm in Vegas.

Me: Uh ok, just make sure you're only half drunk this time. Bye.


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