Going to the doc today, here's how its going to play out
Posted by
ceregon
Jan 24 '11, 14:40
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Doc: You have another ear infection. Here's some antibiotics, make sure you take them all. Maybe you should stop swimming and find another way to exercise.
Me: Thanks but no. If I run you'll see me every month for shin splints.
Doc: OK, see you in a couple months when you get another one.
Me: Deal.
Doc: That reminds me, is Sapphire still the best titty bar in Vegas? I have a conference there in a few weeks and you always hook me up.
Me: Yeah. Want VIP for Tao again?
Doc: Oh yeah! Want some samples? Take whatever you want. I have some viagra if you want it.
Me: No thanks
Doc: I'll call you when I'm in Vegas.
Me: Uh ok, just make sure you're only half drunk this time. Bye.
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