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Samwise the cat is driving me nuts. He's patrolling up and down the hall constantly meowing for Crash. I swear he's got Catsberger Syndrome.

Posted by Trish (aka Trisha) Jan 25 '11, 12:09

All things must always remain in the same place at all times.

All people must keep regular hours and never vary their schedule.

Food must be delivered during a 5 minute window, set by him, at the same time every day regardless of what his people are doing.

NOBODY leaves.

He must sleep every night at the foot of the bed across one of his human's legs. Said humans must retire at the same time every night. On weekends he gets angry.

When humans go to the bathroom, he must be allowed to watch. If the human is quick enough to shut the door in his face, it is subjected to yowling and paws swiping under the door.

If anything different or new (like a carryon bag) is brought into the house, it is to be met with alarm, at least 30 minutes of sniffing, followed by extreme wariness.

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awwww... -- nm - znufrii Jan 25, 12:16
That's very cute to me. -- nm - Krusty Jan 25, 12:14 3
- Are you insane? I think cats figure out exactly how to push your buttons, then do it. I honestly think they have OCD + Aspbergers - Trish Jan 25, 12:18 2
  - Maybe a little. I find all their quirks cute and I kind of like the little annoying things they do. - Krusty Jan 25, 12:22
  - the house I'm living in has two cats who have spent the last two weeks in various stages of freaking out. - znufrii Jan 25, 12:20
really confuse him - tRuMaN Jan 25, 12:10 6
- Oh no no no. Then I'd have fluffy long haired Riki sleeping on my head. I AM allergic to cats, you know. - Trish Jan 25, 12:14 5
  - Ship him to crash. -- nm - Spawn Jan 25, 12:26
  - fine go to the bathroom, close the door, sneak out the window, walk in the front door - tRuMaN Jan 25, 12:17 3
    - His little cat brain would implode. He's almost mastered the concept of the opposible thumb. - Trish Jan 25, 12:27 1
      - it would be awesome. get someone to do that and then tape the cat - tRuMaN Jan 25, 12:28
    - nice. -- nm - znufrii Jan 25, 12:21

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Samwise the cat is driving me nuts. He's patrolling up and down the hall constantly meowing for Crash. I swear he's got Catsberger Syndrome.

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