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how the hell is a kid supposed to pretend to be Evil Kneivel jumping the Snake River wearing some big stupid helmet?

Posted by pigby (aka chris) Dec 22 '08, 13:54

they can't

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unless they're on fire they're not trying... -- nm - Mel Profit Dec 22, 13:57
In the 60's, we used to call people "pussies" if they wore a seatbelt. "Oooh, he thinks he's Parnelli Jones" -- nm - CrankYanker Dec 22, 13:56 9
- i'm not talking driving two tons of metal 70 mph on the highway. i'm talking riding bikes with other kids in the neighborhood -- nm - pigby Dec 22, 13:57 8
  - so a few kids you used to know outweigh scientific studies? -- nm - loosilu Dec 22, 13:59 7
    - how did we ever manage to survive the past 10,000 years without the miracle of bike helmets -- nm - pigby Dec 22, 14:05 6
      - I think the childhood survival rate of several thousand years is exactly what the human race needs right now! -- nm - mara christmas, movie house! Dec 22, 14:06 4
        
        given the state of our planet, the herd could us some thinning -- nm - pigby Dec 22, 14:09 2
        
        Especially of the dumb ones who ride too close to the curbs! -- nm - mara christmas, movie house! Dec 22, 14:11 1
        
        those dumbass kids might as well wear helmets cause they're gonna get the business from the other kids who know how to ride a damn bike anyway -- nm - pigby Dec 22, 14:14
        
        *high five* -- nm - loosilu Dec 22, 14:08
      - something about the lack of bikes for most of that time. -- nm - loosilu Dec 22, 14:06
even Super Dave Osbourne wore a helmet, and look what happened to HIM -- nm - Beryllium Dec 22, 13:55
he wore a helmet! -- nm - loosilu Dec 22, 13:54 7
- a cool motorcycle helmet with the stars and stripes on it. not some wussy penis-esque dayglo crap helmet -- nm - pigby Dec 22, 13:56 1
  - I see your problem. You don't know where to shop. -- nm - loosilu Dec 22, 13:58
- But it wasn't a big stupid helmet. It was a smallish half helmet with the stars and stripes on it! -- nm - Mr. Havens Dec 22, 13:55 4
  - It was bigger than a standard bike helmet -- nm - The Christmas Carol Coalition Dec 22, 13:57 2
    - But he wasn't riding a mamsy pamsy bike. He was riding motherfucking ROCKETS! And he didn't do it with a full hemlet with a shitload of padding -- nm - Mr. Havens Dec 22, 13:58
    - yeah it was. -- nm - loosilu Dec 22, 13:57
  - And it was lined with broken glass. nm - Dignan Dec 22, 13:56

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