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Let's say she lives 45 minutes away, so driving her home isn't an option

Posted by one expert (aka nubby) Feb 14 '11, 20:56

Let's also say no one else is in the scenario.

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get a car that does not run on batteries -- nm - Danedukenuuk Feb 15, 00:50
out of curiosity, what's her major? -- nm - znufrii Feb 14, 21:23 2
- I don't think he needs a pick up line -- nm - dogbert Feb 14, 21:40 1
  - "how do i make him insignificant?" -- nm - cupixie Feb 14, 21:45
"..... after being arrested the accused stated 'I got some bad advice from some internet friends'. he then told students 'class will resume once I get - quote from news story tomorrow Feb 14, 21:10
(and this hypothetical is really hard) -- nm - ty97 Feb 14, 21:05 7
- Yeah... hypothetical... -- nm - one expert Feb 14, 21:06 6
  - ooooohhhhh - ty97 Feb 14, 21:23
  - Soooo... is she on your couch now? :) -- nm - James Bond (aka Igor) Feb 14, 21:07 4
    - go to www.whosonnubbyscouchnow.com -- nm - cupixie Feb 14, 21:08 3
      - *goes to website* ..... no kidding, it's znu -- nm - dogbert Feb 14, 21:11 2
        
        shit, now i feel bad for nubby's cat. -- nm - TFox Feb 14, 21:12 1
        
        L4 -- nm - Never Go Full JenBro Feb 14, 21:12
you're the expert. -- nm - ty97 Feb 14, 21:03 7
- hey ... that's "expert in the red hoodie" thank you very much :) -- nm - Never Go Full JenBro Feb 14, 21:05 6
  - little nub riding hood? -- nm - cupixie Feb 14, 21:07 5
    - I think "little red nubbing hood" is more appropriate. -- nm - one expert Feb 14, 21:09 3
      - we really didn't need to know you're uncircumcised -- nm - dogbert Feb 14, 21:13
      - You said it, we didn't. -- nm - Qale Feb 14, 21:10
      - Kilbo? -- nm - Never Go Full JenBro Feb 14, 21:10
    - LOL LOL LOL -- nm - Never Go Full JenBro Feb 14, 21:09
ER, cops. I wouldn't take her home. -- nm - James Bond (aka Igor) Feb 14, 20:59 3
- hey, fuck you and your ER crap - dogbert Feb 14, 21:21 2
  - oops, that wasn't meant to be harsh and directed at you. how about just... fuck that - dogbert Feb 14, 21:37 1
    - Hehe.. no worries. I know ERs are sick of drunks... but at least he gets to hand her off. -- nm - James Bond (aka Igor) Feb 14, 21:50
Can she sleep it off at the bar? Pool table? -- nm - Epiphany Feb 14, 20:59
call one of her friends to come get her -- nm - Never Go Full JenBro Feb 14, 20:57 9
- Yeah, that's probably the smart call. -- nm - one expert Feb 14, 20:59 8
  - figure there's several local numbers in her cell phone - have her drunk dial until she gets a yes answer -- nm - Never Go Full JenBro Feb 14, 21:00 7
    - How do you think she wound up a nubby's? -- nm - Dano Feb 14, 21:05 1
      - L4 -- nm - Never Go Full JenBro Feb 14, 21:09
    - see, it started out as a good idea... - TFox Feb 14, 21:01 1
      - heh heh -- nm - Never Go Full JenBro Feb 14, 21:03
    - Score! -- nm - Creepy Dude Who Gave Her His Digits Once Feb 14, 21:01 1
      - "oh word? yeah, i was just going to watch a movie. want to come over? super." - Every Dude She Calls Feb 14, 21:03
    - Yeah, or call history the last few numbers. -- nm - James Bond (aka Igor) Feb 14, 21:00
ok, she sleeps on the couch, but you set up a camera to tape her sleeping to prove nothing happened. - TFox Feb 14, 20:57 4
- yeah, that's not a set up for a horror movie at all.... -- nm - znufrii Feb 14, 21:21
- and stream the cam feed live on the internet, so the rest of the world can see that nothing happened -- nm - cupixie Feb 14, 21:00 2
  - until she pukes all over (yetch) -- nm - Never Go Full JenBro Feb 14, 21:00
  - gotta have corroborating witnesses. -- nm - TFox Feb 14, 21:00
bed her -- nm - Gwaahjo Feb 14, 20:57
Couch her. -- nm - Epiphany Feb 14, 20:56

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