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Ok Annoying Cube Neighbor...

Posted by Mel Profit (aka Mel Profit) Feb 15 '11, 10:06

you've been talking for a day and a half.

You regaled us all with stories of your sick, poopy kids (what is it with you Parents? [I kid]...) during lunch...while I was trying to eat. Now you're on the phone again for what feels like the rest of the afternoon.

You're getting a steady diet of Korn and NIN bleeding through my headphones. I've been pushed too far.

Responses:

*cranks up* "Heresy" - Mel Profit Feb 15, 10:13 3
- Time to "accidentally" unplug the headphones -- nm - con_carne Feb 15, 10:15 2
  - I like this. - Mel Profit Feb 15, 10:19 1
    - *I* care. -- nm - Luke Skywalker si Feb 15, 10:24
Oh, speaking of baby poop... Lil' Vermin found a can of stale cheese puffs yesterday afternoon and finished it off. Really blocked her up. -- nm - Dr.Vermin Feb 15, 10:08 8
- dude. -- nm - loosilu Feb 15, 10:11 7
  - I know right? That could have been paint chips. -- nm - con_carne Feb 15, 10:13 6
    - I don't want to hear about baby poop. -- nm - loosilu Feb 15, 10:13 5
      - Technically, he wasn't talking about baby poop. It was about baby constipation. -- nm - Beryllium Feb 15, 10:14 4
        
        Yeah, the poop itself is a different story. And here it is: it finally passed this morning. Imagine balls of brown Play-Doh that have sat out... - Dr.Vermin Feb 15, 10:17 1
        
        *faints* -- nm - looosi Feb 15, 10:19
        
        Yes, baby poop is what we want! -- nm - con_carne Feb 15, 10:16
        
        take it to the poop board! -- nm - loosilu Feb 15, 10:16
Amy is your cube neighbor? - oblique Feb 15, 10:07 12
- honestly man...I'm about to wrap a diaper around this guy's face. - Mel Profit Feb 15, 10:08 11
  - Don't touch his bottom or his wiener. -- nm - Amy Feb 15, 10:11 8
    - So my coworker tells me a story today about his 2 year old(?) that after he called him "faker" for saying he pooped when he didn't kept saying - oblique Feb 15, 10:23
    - This is almost always bad advice. nm - Dignan Feb 15, 10:12
    - I love this story. I swear. - Mel Profit Feb 15, 10:12 3
      - me too -- nm - Epiphany Feb 15, 10:21
      - Exactly. There are ways to tell these tales that are funny, so that the listener is actually sorta rewarded. - Spawn Feb 15, 10:15 1
        
        absolutely. keep 'em coming. - Mel Profit Feb 15, 10:18
    - that post made me laugh ... out loud -- nm - zork Feb 15, 10:12 1
      - the original post, that is. -- nm - zork Feb 15, 10:13
  - It's a dude? -- nm - Spawn Feb 15, 10:08 1
    - that's really up for debate. -- nm - Mel Profit Feb 15, 10:09

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