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What I learned at lunch: I am far too fat to fit into the shirt and vest my brother wants his wedding party to wear.

Posted by TFox Feb 23 '11, 12:42

Damn you, J. Crew, and your lack of XXL sizing!

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triathlon! -- nm - znufrii Feb 23, 13:08
Lunch break walk! -- nm - lileve Feb 23, 13:02 3
- won't work. I walk almost between three and four miles a day now and I am just as fat as ever. -- nm - amanda jones Feb 23, 13:05 2
  - put the computer on a podium and stand at work, sit during breaks not the typical other way around -- nm - zeitgeist Feb 23, 13:07
  - it's not the walking thats the problem. it's that you're walking to Pies R Us -- nm - Will Hunting Feb 23, 13:07
you can always have a tailor add a panel to the sides or split the back and add some cloth or just duct tape it -- nm - zeitgeist Feb 23, 12:55
Sauna. -- nm - Loyola Feb 23, 12:53
Time for the bib. -- nm - Will Hunting Feb 23, 12:52
Just use large safety pins to hold it together. - pmb Feb 23, 12:52
get a muumuu. - Mel Profit Feb 23, 12:51
Are you best man? You could wear something different. Or, get a shirt that fits that close enough, and then get the jcrew vest altered. They can - Amy Feb 23, 12:50 4
- I suggested different, but the groomsmen are already wearing like the inverse of the groom's outfit. - TFox Feb 23, 12:54 3
  - You'll be fine. -- nm - Amy Feb 23, 12:59 2
    - I think I'll just go to Nordstroms and put their legendary customer service to the test. -- nm - TFox Feb 23, 12:59 1
      - *points to sign: NO RENTERS, PLEASE* -- nm - Nordstroms si Feb 23, 13:02
your brother clearly has to postpone the wedding - Danedukenuuk Feb 23, 12:48
faaaaaaaat. -- nm - Pierce Feb 23, 12:45
How long till the wedding? -- nm - amoxy Feb 23, 12:45 1
- Just over two months. I could technically shed it, but we have... a lot going on. -- nm - TFox Feb 23, 12:45

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