Nerdy stripper was the coolest stripper ever. Reagen stag party details for any who care.
Posted by
Subversive
Oct 19 '08, 15:45
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I couldn't have cared less which show she thought was better. Simply the fact that she had an informed opinion on DS9/B5/BSG makes her awesome.
Also, Reagen sucks at paintball worse than he sucks at Halo. (except it was 3 on 1, so maybe not...) Anyway, pelting the hell out of him with paintballs was good clean fun and we all enjoyed it immensely.
Our waitress at the strip club had a table bail on her for nearly a $300 tab, and she spent the rest of the evening coming around and accepting shooters from us in the hopes that it would make her feel better.
Girls and strippers were encouraged to write anything they wanted on Reagen's t-shirt with a marker we had with us. Some of the lines included:
*with arrow pointing towards crotch* "I wish I was here"
*with rather large penis drawn next to it* "Reagen's penis, shown actual size"
"Live long and prosper" (nerdy stripper wrote that, natch)
"I like little boys"
"Call xxx-xxxx, I need a date for the wedding" (by hot waitress at 2nd bar. we're not sure yet if it's a real phone number.)
There were a lot of others too, but they're escaping me. I didn't drink as much as Reagen, but not by much.
Stripper games, where you place bets on anything and everything to do with the girls on stage ("I'll bet you the next girl has fake boobs" "I bet at least one stripper tonight comes out in bare feet" "The next stripper will dance to a techno song, yes or no") add a whole new level of fun to going to the strip club, for the record.
All in all a worthy sendoff into married life!
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