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One of the extremely rare times I have enjoyed hearing other people's conversations on the bus.

Posted by ralph wiggum (aka Wiggum17) Mar 16 '11, 15:43

Two teenage boys were sitting behind me on the bus this morning. Their conversation included the following gems:

Teen 1: "A guy at my work got Creed lyrics tattooed on his arm and a 30 Seconds to Mars logo tattooed on his neck."
Teen 2: (deadpan) "Oh, he's never going to regret that."

Teen 1: "My sister bought a tattoo gun off the internet."
Teen 2: "How could you even use it enough to make it worth it? Is she going around asking people 'Hey, do you want me to give you a homemade tattoo?"

Teen 1: "I worked at a gig on the Harbour. I had to get on the roof of the Convention Center and shine a spotlight on a guy singing on a boat."
Teen 2: "How did you get up there?"
Teen 1: "Through the Convention Center."

Responses:

That's top notch comedy writing. -- nm - Mop (206 lbs) Mar 16, 15:52
'Hey, do you want me to give you a homemade tattoo?" made me LMAO -- nm - Jovian Mar 16, 15:48
I score that round 2 to 1 for Teen 2. -- nm - Reagen Mar 16, 15:45 8
- I'm a little sad for how Teen #2 seems in the first -- nm - con_carne Mar 16, 15:49 5
  - how *jaded* he seems, that is -- nm - con_carne Mar 16, 15:49 4
    - It was more a reflection on Creed and 30 Seconds to Mars. There was a long discussion after than on - ralph wiggum Mar 16, 15:52 2
      - Oh God. - con_carne Mar 16, 15:56 1
        
        No, I assumed you were sad that the teenager didn't automatically think a band tattoo was *bitchin*. nm - ralph wiggum Mar 16, 15:57
    - you mean how *awesome* he seems -- nm - Beryllium Mar 16, 15:50
- Just the sentence: "My sister bought a tattoo gun off the internet" about made me spit coffee through my nose. nm - ralph wiggum Mar 16, 15:47 1
  - "no, it's a gun shaped like a tattoo" -- nm - moles Mar 16, 15:52
I can't read this without hearing Beavis and Butthead doing the voices -- nm - prayformojo Mar 16, 15:45

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