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| Username: | Hose311 |
| Member Since: | January 14, 2009 |
| Total Posts: | 32 |
| Posts This Month: | 0 |
| Posts Last Month: | 0 |
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| If you wanted to recreate a famous one-hit wonder, you really should have gone with Callaway's "I Want To Be Rich." Just saying. |
hose311 |
Feb 20 '13, 12:00 |
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| Holy hell. Good thoughts heading your way. -- nm |
hose311 |
Feb 20 '13, 10:24 |
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| Who? Where? -- nm |
hose311 |
Nov 22 '10, 06:45 |
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| You == rock -- nm |
hose311 |
Nov 22 '10, 06:33 |
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| PowerPoint. -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 6 '10, 10:53 |
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| Anyone seen my keys today? They're attached to a firework that, when detonated, looks like Barney slicing his wrists with an old Lethal Weapon DVD. -- nm |
Hose311 |
Jul 4 '10, 12:44 |
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| You're playing it wrong. -- nm |
SteveJobs (aka hose311) |
Jul 2 '10, 15:08 |
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| Of course not. Amazon doesn't sell ladies. Yet. -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 2 '10, 13:55 |
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| So is this place like the Sirius radio of TT? Can I swear and have ladies ride the sybian? -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 2 '10, 13:53 |
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| I fart smoke monsters. -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 2 '10, 13:51 |
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| Liked Amber, and I once Liked my own post on Facebook. Does that count? -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 2 '10, 13:50 |
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| I ordered some Netflix stock. Two months later it arrived, scratched to hell and covered with some kind of stain. -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 2 '10, 13:49 |
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| Sell shares now or you'll incur late charges. [nm] -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 2 '10, 13:46 |
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| I bounced once, but I had just jumped off a building. [nm] -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 2 '10, 13:45 |
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| 720p? nm -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 2 '10, 13:38 |
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| C'mon. SOMEBODY must've seen my keys. I mean, how many other people have a purple sparkly troll wearing a "Mel Gibson Blew Me" shirt as keychain?nm -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 2 '10, 13:36 |
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| I'm starting an all-dog speed metal band called Moist Hydrant. [nm] -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 2 '10, 13:28 |
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| Exactly. It's like real life, but with cell shading. [nm] -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 2 '10, 13:26 |
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| We'll try that again later. :) [nm] -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 2 '10, 13:16 |
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| Is it scheduled yet? I can pencil it in with enough notice. [nm] -- nm |
hose311 |
Jul 2 '10, 13:15 |
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